shmucked

get ur penis sucked from a very old person with no teeth

man:girl take out your dentures lemme get my meat shmucked

by stinky feet smells July 1, 2022

shmucked up

Code word for getting drunk

Ryan is getting shmucked up at the club tonight

by Thatgirlfromny May 19, 2016

Shfucked

When you are so drunk you don't remember anything from the other night

"I was so SHFUCKED the other night i don't remember anything i did at all

by Erik Mayn February 2, 2009

shmacked

to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."

"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""

"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."

by General Chow Mein May 12, 2012

shmacked

To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.

Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.

by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010

shmacked

Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.

I was so shmacked last night.

by thebx41 September 20, 2012

Shumucked

What a wannabe toronto man calls a girl after he gets rejected.

Ty: Do you wanna date?
Jordyn: No
Ty: your shumucked

by Urmomlikesme67 April 23, 2021