Shmolie
Danny is such a shmolie I hope he never shows up to the party unless he comes in shmolie fashion with that chip and dip.
Shmolie by Hakamajeen August 30, 2022
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Shmole
A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.
JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.
JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
Chad: Yeah bro.
JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019
Shmole
Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019
Shmole
"Kevin has good intentions; he wants to rage, he wants to bond, he wants to tan. But his overall presence bums everybody out, he's such a shmole." -Chad Kroeger
Shmole by orangepeel22 July 30, 2019
shmalien
A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010
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