shmok

Yiddish obscene expression for penis, derisive term for a man. use to discribe a self-made fool.

Joe is a shmok, his wife left him because he couldn't keep his shmok in his pants.

by oppenheimer May 4, 2006

Shmok

It is a term used for a guy or girl who is above average looking, but not quite hott.

A: I just saw a totally shmok guy today!

B: Oh really who is he?!

by SamiGirl19 March 30, 2009

hippie shmok

when a large group of hippies sit around a camp fire and slap paint on eachothers bodies.

what'z crakin if u wanna join da hippie shmok we meet at 7pm at the beach tonight!

by nicky kay September 5, 2008

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

by ^Tree July 9, 2022

Shmode

Short for Squill-mode inspired by the living chode Squill. The word originating from the group A-2 It means to shutdown and not do what you are supposed to do.

Squill is lying down in a snow bank instead of doing his stick run. He is definitely on a Shmode what a cuck.

by Loeb Loves mac and cheese June 22, 2019

Semok

Literally means sexy curvy women, in English equivalent with Hottie or Super Hottie. In another sense it can mean as a compliment but it is too vulgar to say in public or even to strangers.

"Your wife is Semok and I Sange when I saw the body.”

by Shén March 8, 2023

Shmoke a bewl

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013