Shmode 

Short for Squill-mode inspired by the living chode Squill. The word originating from the group A-2 It means to shutdown and not do what you are supposed to do.

Squill is lying down in a snow bank instead of doing his stick run. He is definitely on a Shmode what a cuck.

Shmode by Loeb Loves mac and cheese June 22, 2019

Shmode 

A dick that is short and wider then it is long.

That mans got the smallest shmode.

Shmode by The real sma June 3, 2016

shmode 

a tall skinny man with a large chode

Shmode likes to play soccer with his chode in grassy fields in england.

shmode by manderzzz May 22, 2008

Shmode 

A word used to describe anything you like or love.

It can also be used to describe someone whose attractive.

Your glasses are shmode.

Her outfit is shmode.

Those shoes are shmode.

He/she is so shmode.

Shmode by Bambi.03 December 5, 2023

Shmole 

A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.

JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.

Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019

Shmole 

An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of

Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways

Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019

Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013