shmeigels

what you claim your new name is when you are in front of a judge in court when he asks you to state your name for the record.

Um.. For the record I would like you to know that I have changed my first middle and last name to shmeigels. I would now like to be referred to as Shmeigels Shmeigels Shmeigels, the Shmeigels amount.

by Mathmagician February 8, 2008

Shmoigel

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes

Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel

by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017

Shmeigal

to be awkward, weird, random, and shmeigally.

can also be shortened to "shmeig".

used to describe someone.

"Omg look at Jenn dancing"
"Hahahaha she's such a shmeigal"

by shmeigallyshmeigal October 1, 2012

shmegela

Someone who is simply cringe

Kobi stop being such a goddam shmegela

by ButStuf69 February 25, 2021

shmigles

Shimigles or shimgs: an innocent sounding slang word for cocaine, popularized in the early 2000's.

John was wiggin so bad that the cops were after him that he swallowed the whole bag of shmigles in despair.

by dean andrioni May 8, 2007

smigelski

The last name of someone born with the blood of the gods in their veins. Destined to succeed. Fated to conquer all in their path. A prodigy

"One day, maybe you too will, Live close too but still under the just might of a Smigelski"
"With a dick like that, he must be a Smigelski"

by NessManly January 30, 2017

Shmigella

Used as an expression to describe any complete idea, thing or process.

I don't buy into the whole shmigella.

by RaineyZ54 January 12, 2012