shmigele

A greedy ugly person who hoards thing like the guy in Lord of the rings

Aimee is such a shmigele that she would not share a ice cube, and would rather stuck it up her ass.

by Breezy4sheezy July 26, 2015

Shmigee

The most fierce minecraft warrior.... legend has it when you see shmigee you are as good as dead
he uses his diggy shmigee fart chopator and devastates his opponents

Inapplicable: i just died to shmigee

by squidmans November 14, 2018

Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.

1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.

by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019

shmigles

Shimigles or shimgs: an innocent sounding slang word for cocaine, popularized in the early 2000's.

John was wiggin so bad that the cops were after him that he swallowed the whole bag of shmigles in despair.

by dean andrioni May 8, 2007

Shmigella

Used as an expression to describe any complete idea, thing or process.

I don't buy into the whole shmigella.

by RaineyZ54 January 12, 2012

Shmiggle

To relax (usually at home)

Yo, you wanna hit the club tonight?
Naw man imma shmiggle, too tired from work.

by gr33ncl0wn January 23, 2009