Shmloobing 

When someone vigorously urinates all over a minor with out their consent

"Holy guacamole, that is some nice Shmloobing skills," Chase from edge control said

Shmloobing by noxyforreal May 11, 2024

Shmooping 

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

Shmooping by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

Shmoobeing 

while making make out one puts one tongue in the others mouth making a slurping sound

" Oh yeah baby"

" Stop it your drownding my mouth, YOUR SHMOOBEING ME!!!!"

Shmoobeing by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

Shlombing 

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

sploobing 

The act of stabbing someone in the boob with a spoon

I was sploobing all night

sploobing by dollerbill April 9, 2004

Shmoobing 

Shmoobing: chilling or hanging out. verb

"we are all just shmoobing." (present tense)

"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)

"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)

Shmoobing by sittingkitty10 October 28, 2010

Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

Shmooing by galactifish July 27, 2011