Shmiss 

means to piss/pee your pants

Eww someone shmissed their pants on the buss today

Shmiss by Hell-Fire-Hitmen March 8, 2023

Shmins 

"Shmins" - A caring lovely adorable god of hotness who is so great a random word HAD to be invented....

Girl Your cute Shmins.......

Boy - Awww Love You!

Shmins by LilMissTwit November 15, 2010

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss

Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe

shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

Shissing 

When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your pissing out of your asshole; shitting piss.

Ugh, I was shissing yesterday because of the flu

Shissing by LeatherHunterman February 6, 2019

shpiss 

The act of shitting and pissing explosively, in a simultaneous manner,(sometimes occurring involuntarily), so as to relieve built up tension.

If you keep shpissing in my mouth, I'll pass out.

shpiss by MRPOPO September 8, 2005

shliss 

The simultaneously or sequentially produced mixture of urine and fecal matter that is typically contained in a toilet bowl prior to flushing.

Any mixture of shit and piss.

Shit and piss stewing in an enclosed space.

- Suspected Scottish etymology.

Who let the shliss stew, for Christ's sake!! Flush next time!
Oh God, this outhouse is full of shliss!
Close the door boy, I can smell your shliss from here!!

shliss by Trent Baxter May 26, 2011

Smission 

An additional physical sense possessed by some robots in the television series Futurama.

"I would trade any of my other senses, even smission..."

Smission by Tim Thomason December 23, 2007