shmushmortion

The polite way to refer to an abortion

"Hey, Bro, I hear you need cash"
"Yeah dude. My girlfriend is getting something"
"What?"
"It rhymes with: shmushmortion"
"ooooooooo"

by zxcnmnm December 23, 2009

Shmushmortion

a common euphemism for abortion

"Oh no! I'm preggers!"
"Get a shmushmortion."

by Piopei April 30, 2009