shmushmortion

The polite way to refer to an abortion

"Hey, Bro, I hear you need cash"
"Yeah dude. My girlfriend is getting something"
"What?"
"It rhymes with: shmushmortion"
"ooooooooo"

by zxcnmnm December 23, 2009

Shmushmortion

a common euphemism for abortion

"Oh no! I'm preggers!"
"Get a shmushmortion."

by Piopei April 30, 2009

shmashmortion

Fictional word which has no purpose other than to rhyme with abortion. Famously featured in the movie "Knocked Up".

I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.

by Zander_tg December 3, 2007

shmishmortion

Nice way of saying abortion without hurting anyones feelings.

you should go down to the shmishmortion clinic and get it taken care of.

by feffmiester October 31, 2007

shmashmortion

the word for abortion when children are present

for all the baby ears in the room...go get a shmashmortion at the shmashmortion clinic!!

by megg schuu August 2, 2008

Smishmortion

When a female fails to tell you she is not on the pill, she is forced to get a smishmortion.

Did you hear that girl from high school who got the smishmortion?

by The Shakes March 2, 2009

shmshmortion

Word used in place of "abortion", for people who are overly dramatic and sensitive to the subject of pregnancy or abortion.

Jill-"I'm Pregnant."

Kevin-"OHHH NOOOO!!"

Jill-"Calm down, i'll go get a shmshmortion down at the shmshmortion clinic."

by Autummmn December 9, 2008