Shmetie

I mean it, it doesn't actually mean anything

Yeti Shmetie meant it when he said it's meaningless

by Yeti Shmetie April 8, 2021

Shmebie

A short fat male with lots of belly roles.

Look that man is a shmebie

by Mc41 January 11, 2020

shetie

Used to express an extremely cute thing.

pronounced as- shet the :)

OMG ITS A SHETIE DOG!

by hyperactive biatch December 7, 2019

shmete

A miniscule penis like Joe von Storchs.

When Joe had sex the girl asked is it in? He said yes remember now I have a shmete.

by Analgapegofchetsmom February 9, 2015

Shmeter Peter

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014

shmette

The act of having a small sized penis

That boy has a shmette sized penis .

by theylovesophiia November 26, 2016

Shmekie

The bulge in most all Jeans (mostly male jeans) that makes it seem like you have a boner or hard-on
Also spelled Shmeky

Tom was emberassed to see that the attention that the cute girls were giving him was not due to his looks or charm but to his overly apparent Shmekie!

by Steven Rosario August 15, 2006