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I mean it, it doesn't actually mean anything

Yeti Shmetie meant it when he said it's meaningless

Shmetie by Yeti Shmetie April 8, 2021

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Shmebie

A short fat male with lots of belly roles.

Look that man is a shmebie

Shmebie by Mc41 January 11, 2020

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shetie

Used to express an extremely cute thing.

pronounced as- shet the :)

OMG ITS A SHETIE DOG!

shetie by hyperactive biatch December 7, 2019

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shmete

A miniscule penis like Joe von Storchs.

When Joe had sex the girl asked is it in? He said yes remember now I have a shmete.

shmete by Analgapegofchetsmom February 9, 2015

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Shmeter Peter

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

Shmeter Peter by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014

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shmette

The act of having a small sized penis

That boy has a shmette sized penis .

shmette by theylovesophiia November 26, 2016

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Shmekie

The bulge in most all Jeans (mostly male jeans) that makes it seem like you have a boner or hard-on
Also spelled Shmeky

Tom was emberassed to see that the attention that the cute girls were giving him was not due to his looks or charm but to his overly apparent Shmekie!

Shmekie by Steven Rosario August 15, 2006

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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