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A shmen is defined as a a student who comes to IMSA while skipping their freshman year. The word "shmen" actually derives from the word "freshman" since these students are intended to be freshman. These students are typically intelligent yet lacking the social skills required to succeed on a campus setting. Generally, shmen only make up a small portion of each class. Shmen are looked upon as the lowest in the class system because they have not become fuly matured highschoolers, seeing as they skipped 9th grade. A pseudo-shmen is someone who previously skipped a grade, but not 9th grade. A super-shmen is one who has skipped both 9th grade and one other previous year.
Bob- "Dude, did you hear about that kid that slept through his first 3 classes?!?"
Jim- "Oh yeah, it was that shmen!"
Bob- "That is totally a shmen thing to do!"
Shmen by ImNotAShmen September 14, 2010
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Short version of the religion Mennonite, insulting someone by there appearance or something they do.
1.look at alec he is wearing jeans and a plad shirt what a shmen
2.guy#1 you smell like shit. guy #2 shut up you shmen.
Shmen by nhn,k,jkm December 16, 2017
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the defenition of the word shmen is a short form for the religion menonite usually used to mock someone by saying there wierd or dress in a plad shirt and jeans or just to say it as of making fun of someone .
alec wears a plad shirt to school justin says what a shmen.
Shmen by nhn,k,jkm November 3, 2017

Shmentai 

A common word used by parts of the Nuxtaku community including lord Nuxinor himself. Shmentai describes a genre of Anime in which the content is for avid anime consoeurs, and people who like to appreciate anime characters for their looks.
"I love to watch Shmentai when i'm home alone."
Shmentai by MemeyDreamy#2 March 30, 2020

Semen Father 

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.
Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.
Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

semenesque

having the consistancy, color, taste, or smell of semen.
someone who seems as if they spend large quantities of time soaked in semen.
that rice pudding went bad; its a bit semenesque.
j:"dont go near that girl shes a bit too... semenesque!"
chris:" thats why i want her number."
semenesque by jjerzey April 27, 2011

The Semen Den 

A colloquial term referring to the hotel chain commonly known as the ‘Comfort Inn.’ The first guesthouse under that name was a Brothel operating in Pittsburg in 1924, known for being simultaneously classy and, at times, filthy – the original hotel’s sign on Main Street actually read ‘Cum Fort Inn’. Unconfirmed Reports of contracting syphilis from the bar stools in the lobby were common, and the rooms were obviously no better. So today The Cum Fort Inn continues the tradition of superficially clean cesspools of human bodily fluid disguised as discount hotel rooms. The Cum Fort Inn remains an American institution, lovingly nicknamed by its many fans ‘the Semen den.’
Norman went to the semen den for his biweekly visit with Laquisha, his long-term prostitute. On this occasion, he forgot his prophylactics – fortunately, upon reaching under the bed, he found a variety of lightly used condoms from the room’s previous occupants. ‘thank god for the Semen Den’, he whispered to himself before plunging into the diseased escort.
The Semen Den by Messy Jiggleson September 30, 2016