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Shmendrik 

A real jerk, an idiot, a dumbass, someone who is clueless.
no more room in this car wait for the next damn train you Shmendrik.
Shmendrik by dkarez4u May 17, 2005
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Shmendrik 

used endearingly. Yiddish slang meaning a person who acts like a joker, comedian, funny person, zany, wiseguy, character,
The comedian was such a shmendrik in his latest performance. He had me plotz in my pants!
Shmendrik by don d August 16, 2006

shandrika 

A woman who is smart, loyal, honest. She's real! A besuitful person inside and out. Shandrika is someone you'd be greatful to have in your life. Big on respect and morals so if you have a Shandrika as a friend or lover cherish and appricate her. To lose Shandrika would be a lost and to even cross Shandrika would be setting yourself up for karma you wouldn't want. Respect and appricate Shandrika she's a blessing to thoes that she loves and loves her back.
Heard you're with Shandrika, hope you know you have a keeper.
shandrika by datwaykk January 29, 2017

shmedricks 

Shmedricks is a fictional disease whose symptoms include boredom, apathy, procrastination, laziness, and lack of motivation.

Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.
Wife: "We should get groceries and do some laundry tonight."

Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."
shmedricks by B. Stramer April 20, 2009

schmendrick 

A stupid and ineffectual nobody.

From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)
schmendrick by JSim May 4, 2010
This name means sparkling light and the prettiest boy on earth he knows how to make love
Hey shendrit
shendrit by Shidit February 25, 2017

smendrick 

An idiot or complete moron. A commonly misspelled derivative of the yiddish term schmendrick.
That smendrick got busted with an ounce.
smendrick by GreatWebGuy February 5, 2008
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