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Another word for “shmonk.”
Wanna shmenk? 😏
Yo where’s the weed, let’s shmenk.
shmenk by steakystack March 22, 2024
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The act of a man hitting another man in the face with his male genitalia and the man hit with the penis in the face enjoying it
“I want to shmenk you” he says to his boyfriend

I want you to Shmenk me” the boyfriend says to his boyfriend
Shmenk by Jumpingdefiner March 26, 2026
Related Words
shmenk Shmeek shmeckle shmeck shmink shmank shenk shmekel Shmekle shenker

Shmentai 

A common word used by parts of the Nuxtaku community including lord Nuxinor himself. Shmentai describes a genre of Anime in which the content is for avid anime consoeurs, and people who like to appreciate anime characters for their looks.
"I love to watch Shmentai when i'm home alone."
Shmentai by MemeyDreamy#2 March 30, 2020
A name meaning newborn with extra swag, drip, and has an elite style of dressing.
"ima name my firstbrorn shmunky" ~ Yeat
shmunky by AhmEad salmah January 12, 2022
A high-powered bitch slap. Most effective when the right hand is kissed before slapping.
Vanessa was being annoying so Jp gave her a good ol' fashioned Shmanko.
Shmanko by J-Fla$h July 24, 2008
have you seen that dude's shmeak?
shmeak by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018
when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.
“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”
Shmeek by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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