shmegmair
shmegmair by Tristan/Stu March 31, 2008
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smegmaintenance
One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.
smegmaintenance by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020
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smegmatron
A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.
smegmatron by tubbytub June 13, 2008
Shmegma Effect
When an absolutely repulsive person just acts normally and makes EVERYTHING bad. No matter what, if a Shmegma ( a person who exhibits the shmegma effect) is involved, the situation automatically gets worse.
One kid was shooting a basketball when a person exhibiting the shmegma effect, like a dick, blocked the first kid's shot. While this may seem harmless, because of the shmegma effect the ball was blocked into his face.
Shmegma Effect by queen202mell March 10, 2017
Smegmarmalade
A smegma preserve, commonly eaten at breakfast. Most people spread it on bread. It's proven to be pretty healthy and a great source of calcium.
Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.
Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.
A scientist : the slice always fall on the smegmarmalade side*
A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!
A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!
Smegmarmalade by samegma August 12, 2010
shmegmoid
The name of a friendly platypus on Twitter. He loves to say GWAN and enjoys certain things like adderall. He is the roommate of YouTuber Nudah who streams live daily
shmegmoid by Mercbeamish April 28, 2021
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