shmegmair

A cheesy like substance found on the end or a males tallywacker caused usually by unhygenicness

dude brodi had some rippin shmegmair !!!!!!!

by Tristan/Stu March 31, 2008

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.

One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020

smegmatron

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.

Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.

by tubbytub June 13, 2008

Shmegma Effect

When an absolutely repulsive person just acts normally and makes EVERYTHING bad. No matter what, if a Shmegma ( a person who exhibits the shmegma effect) is involved, the situation automatically gets worse.

One kid was shooting a basketball when a person exhibiting the shmegma effect, like a dick, blocked the first kid's shot. While this may seem harmless, because of the shmegma effect the ball was blocked into his face.

by queen202mell March 10, 2017

shmegma

Shmegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumsized penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.

Your shmegma smells!

by mandy August 5, 2003

Smegmarmalade

A smegma preserve, commonly eaten at breakfast. Most people spread it on bread. It's proven to be pretty healthy and a great source of calcium.

Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.

A scientist : the slice always fall on the smegmarmalade side*

A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!

by samegma August 12, 2010

shmegmoid

The name of a friendly platypus on Twitter. He loves to say GWAN and enjoys certain things like adderall. He is the roommate of YouTuber Nudah who streams live daily

“Oh looks it’s a tweet from Shmegmoid Johnson.”

by Mercbeamish April 28, 2021