Shmeeh

A word/phrase that can be used in any situation. It is most commonly used when there is nothing to say or when you cannot properly contribute to conversation.

Kallum: So, thats when the cat bit my penis.
Kieran: Shmeeh. That is all.

Shmeeh by The Toxic Bachelor April 16, 2011

Shmee Shmee 

A Unicorn of a woman; only one exists in this world. If you find one, marry her and treat her like the goddess she is. As She radiates love and affection beyond the combination of every woman in the world combined.

Wow, that girl is such a shmee shmee, I have to ask her for her number otherwise I will regret it forever!

Shmee Shmee by Hmmmmmmmmmmm;) January 15, 2021

robert sheehan 

robert sheehan is a flip flop wearing angel.

don't be a debbie downer, be a robert sheehan.
why is that curly haired man wearing flip flops to the red carpet? oh wait thats robert sheehan, fair enough.

robert sheehan by billy delaney protection squad July 18, 2019

Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah

Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

Shmeeloh by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016

Shmeek 

when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.

“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”

Shmeek by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022

robert sheehan 

A very talented Irish actor who was born in 1988, he has acted in various movies. He is currently in the British TV show Misfits, in which he plays the character Nathan. He is also extremely attractive and has gorgeous eyes!!!

"Your boyfriend is some kind of psycho, rough trade, gay, rapist, werewolf!!!!!!!!"
-Nathan Young (Robert Sheehan)

robert sheehan by Aislynn Gorgon March 22, 2011

Shmeelovs 

shmee-lovs
/shmēlŏvz/

The plural form of "shmeelof"

Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.

Shmeelovs by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016