Offense-Defense

The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)

Kelby: Did you score?

Pete: No, I just played offense-defense all night....

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

Chucklehead

A person of moronic stature, generally a new boyfriend of your ex-girlfriend that you find to be a total idiot.

Yeah, she's dating some new guy that sells Saturn's. He's a chucklehead.

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

Shmarted

To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart

Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008