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Shm9ney is basically a snazzy way of saying money. You say money if you’re lame, and shm9ney if you’re a cool kid 😎.

The “9” came from a typo where Instagram user @0.79cm wanted to type “oooo” but instead typed “9999”. This resulted in mockery. The “shmoney” came from another joke made by said Instagram user, the joke is as follows; “she sells sea shells on the sea shore. Why does she sell sea shells on the sea shore? For schmoney”
Shm9ney May be the first official word with a number in it.
“Hey dude I don’t have enough to buy this Donald Duck tee, can I borrow some of your shm9ney?”
Shm9ney by Hex code ducker July 7, 2019
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The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance
Yo man, I wuz hustlin' and gettin' dat shmoney boi!!!
shmoney by José Mandarez November 25, 2014
It's a gangsta way to say "money". Used more commonly by Bobby Shmurda and Cardi B.
Real niggaz got shmoney!
Shmoney by Lifs December 9, 2021

shmoney dance 

A popular dance that derived from the rap song "Hot N****" by Bobby Shmurda. Is the next Nae Nae.
Earl: Yo, have you heard about the new Shmoney Dance?
Jeb: No.
Earl: Fuck you Jeb.
shmoney dance by straightcheesin August 20, 2014
Money earned on the hush hush.

Hence "Shhh...Money". Shmoney
"I've been selling crack since like the fifth grade. Gave a little bit of Shmoney to my mom"
Shmoney by otymartin October 4, 2016

Ain't no shmoney 

When not even no shmoney don't be enough.
Tyrone is such a shitty nigga, ain't no shmoney gone make'im attractive.
Ain't no shmoney by Lifs September 26, 2023

shmoneyda 

another word to say money, a youtuber named Isaiah hightower came up with the term ! love you z !
i can sell this for some shmoneyda !!
shmoneyda by crystalperezz January 23, 2022
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