Shlorpp
Some fucking loser on the internet who literally makes the most shittiest game i have ever fucking seen and he got harassed over a fucking game of Minecraft
Shlorpp is a loser
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Shloppz
The act of a female performing fellatio on a male.
Whether the female swallows or spits is irrelevant in this scenario.
The term is usually used for when promiscuous girls perform this act. A.k.a skets or sluts
Whether the female swallows or spits is irrelevant in this scenario.
The term is usually used for when promiscuous girls perform this act. A.k.a skets or sluts
Yo g I know we been boys for time but I gotta be honest with u still
Your sister gives certi shloppz. She gave me shloppz last night
Your sister gives certi shloppz. She gave me shloppz last night
Shloppz by Sir Shloppz A Lot November 14, 2018
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shlorper by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022
Shloppy
Something out of this world amazing, originally in the description of good oral sex, but can be applied as seen fit. Closely resembling the word “sloppy” but better because it should be said emphasizing the “sh” sound.
Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
“Man I heard that Harry got some shloppy top in the school parking lot.”
“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“
It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“
It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
Shloppy by Nickynascar April 7, 2018
Shlopp
To accidentally step on the back of someone's heel whilst walking behind them. An exchange of apologies usually takes place after a shlopp has occurred.
Shlopp by Pepe.Silvia March 4, 2011
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