Shloppy 

Something out of this world amazing, originally in the description of good oral sex, but can be applied as seen fit. Closely resembling the word “sloppy” but better because it should be said emphasizing the “sh” sound.

Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”

“Man I heard that Harry got some shloppy top in the school parking lot.”

“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“

It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top

Shloppy by Nickynascar April 7, 2018

shloppy 

verb: to shloppy.
To shloppy someone is to launch, from close range may i add, a soaking wet handful of tissue into someone's face whilst they are passed out on the sofa. The person throwing will shout shlo-oppp-y in a high pitched voice moments after impact. Traditionally, the victim's reaction is caught on several mobile phone video cameras so the moment can be cherished over and over and over again.

1. (a):DJ got shloppied again last night, twice!
(b):poor geezer, he's always the first one to nod off
(a):it was well funny
(b):do you remember when big Kenny hit him with the shloppy?
(a):ha hah ha hah ha ha.

2. (a):Shlooooopppppyyy!!!
(b):Wanker!!
(a):ha hah ha ha ha hah
(b):you're such a prick!
(a):ha ha hah hah ha ha ha
(c,d,e...) :ha ha hah hah hah ha ha ha!

shloppy by Mr Lowca August 11, 2006

Shloppy 

Shloppy, or "shloppin' is a word akin to "bussin" in that it describes something so incredibly delicious that you don't give a fuck how you look consuming it. You get sloppy, or shloppy, with it.

Person 1: Hey bro, you wanna try some of my burger.
Person 2: Nah homie. Shit look shloppy asf but Ima letchu enjoy it

Shloppy by mommymilky0303 July 28, 2022

shloppy seconds 

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.

g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone

shloppy seconds by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008

Shloppy Shannons 

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.

"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."

Shloppy Shannons by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006

Sloppy Dallas 

When your girlfriend packs the fattest lip of all time and sucks the soul out of you

My girl gave me the Sloppy Dallas, shit looked like burnt lawn clippings on my shaft

Sloppy Dallas by Trollafieng October 15, 2020

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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020