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Shloppz

The act of a female performing fellatio on a male.

Whether the female swallows or spits is irrelevant in this scenario.

The term is usually used for when promiscuous girls perform this act. A.k.a skets or sluts
Yo g I know we been boys for time but I gotta be honest with u still

Your sister gives certi shloppz. She gave me shloppz last night
by Sir Shloppz A Lot November 14, 2018
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Shloppy

Something out of this world amazing, originally in the description of good oral sex, but can be applied as seen fit. Closely resembling the word “sloppy” but better because it should be said emphasizing the “sh” sound.

Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
“Man I heard that Harry got some shloppy top in the school parking lot.”

“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“

It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
by Nickynascar April 7, 2018
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Shlopp

To accidentally step on the back of someone's heel whilst walking behind them. An exchange of apologies usually takes place after a shlopp has occurred.
That guy totally just shlopped me and didn't even apologize.

Dude seriously, stop shlopping me.
by Pepe.Silvia March 4, 2011
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shloppy seconds

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.
g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone
by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008
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Shlopple-on-Topple

The fluctuating interface of actual and perceived movement within one's visual field during the "peak" period of a drug-induced hallucination (which is often more pronounced while laying on the floor or leaning up against a stable object).
Man, when that fungus started ringin' the other night and loudmouth showed up with her crazy stories, she done reigned down a god damn shlopple-on-topple ensemble on my twisted ass.
by Neurosojourner October 12, 2010
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Shloppy Shannons

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.
"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."
by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006
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shlopper

an extremely large dick that can just be whipped out to slap hoes in the face. see shlong
"i whipped out my shlopper and slapped that damn hoe good"
by [Ŵå¥ň€]™ May 15, 2005
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