When your
day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical
thing to do is get incoherent
drunk. This is the combination of getting shitfaced and lambasted, which would leave you probably in a coma if capable of such a feat.
"I had a totally terrible
day. I walked in on my gf
cheating, got fired, thrown out of my
house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"