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hey bro do you use reddit? do you watch callmecarson? oof you don't? downdooted!
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A young man who was unfairly targeted by the Karen's of the internet because he committed what they think is the worst crime ever, liking a cute 17 year old at 19 or 20.
Guy : I'm gonna watch CallMeCarson, he's cool.
Girl : Yeah, sounds good.

Triggered SJW : Uh, no. He is a pedophile. He is as bad as Jeffrey Epstein.
Guy/Girl (based) : You are wrong. He is cool and did nothing wrong.
by OneZapPomegranite October 13, 2021
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The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova
Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs
by The True Coffee Cat January 25, 2020
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The man who invented the "wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now" joke.
CallMeCarson: Wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now.
by Squidward™®© May 8, 2020
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want to play 8 ball? said callmecarson
by kateisstinky April 18, 2020
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CallMeCarson, A.K.A. Carson King, is a content creator on YouTube. He is mostly known for gaming and generally fun streams. As of right now, he has 2.95M subscribers. He would have had more, if he hadn't gotten into a bit of controversy. In January of 2021, a twitter user showed screenshots of Carson talking to her on Discord. The conversation went from peaceful to full on sexting and nudes. Though only a 2 year age gap, and in California, it is legal to have sex at 17 (At least from what I'm told), it is still considered wrong in typical twitter fashion. Though, the age of consent in America is mostly 18, so people took it as Carson was committing a crime. (In personal belief, I think the AOC on the internet is 18, but that's up to you.) Despite the controversy, at the time I'm making this, Carson seems to be working on a video about the controversy. So, we should give him his time.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of CallMeCarson?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Well, apparently, he's being cancelled for some pedo stuff.
Person 2: Oh, well that sucks...
Person 1: I know, right? And it's not even that bad! He lives in California, where the AOC is 17, and she sent him nudes first! So technically, he got manipulated into sending nudes to her! And people still compare him to EDP445... He did do a wrong, but people are blowing it out of proportion!
Person 2: Ouch. That sucks.
Person 1: I know, right?
by Alcetrose June 29, 2021
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hey that dude is a CallMeCarson
by dionish-god follower July 17, 2020
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