shlambasted

When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of getting shitfaced and lambasted, which would leave you probably in a coma if capable of such a feat.

"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"

shlambasted by Nick Gionfriddo December 22, 2008

Shamwasted 

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked

Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!

Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009

slambasted 

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...

I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...

slambasted by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006

shamwasted 

where your liver soaks up all the alcohol you consume, resulting in severe intoxication and/or a severe morning hangover

i was so shamwasted last night i cannot stop throwing up.
i am so shamwasted.
you are so shamwasted

shamwasted by theskinniest June 18, 2010

slambaste 

v. to beat someone or slam them into a locker.
n. a good punch in the arm

Mom: "I'll slambaste you if you don't come downsstairs and clean the kitchen!"
Kid: "YES MA'AM!!!!"

slambaste by Candy T December 16, 2008