Shimbazzler

A blond girl about 5 foot 8 inches that attends the University of Kentucky. They are known to be extremely intelligent and are also known to be neglectful towards dogs of all sorts. Especially pitbulls in which they will attempt to singe them with lighters. Also, be aware of bourbon inhalation which could lead to extreme speed talking and face plants. Shimbazzlers should be handled with extreme caution and no one under the age of 18 should attempt to confront one. Or you will most likely be shot. Dead.

Person: Woah, look at that girl!!!

Person 2: Easy bro, shes obviously a shimbazzler...you better watch your step.

Person: What are you talking about man?

Person 2: Dude Im tellin you...she will drink your booze, burn your dog, then faceplant on yo ass nigga...

by Swedish Grundig June 27, 2009

Shambazzle

Interjection A combination of Wombazzle and Shamwow, shambazzle is an exclamation of joy or agreement. Common missuses of this term are when used to express displeasure, disagreement, disappointment, or disgust.

"Dude you just bowled a 300. Shambazzle!"

"you want to go to the mall later?
"Hell yeah I do, Shambazzle!"

"Woot Woot Shambazzle!"

by Jein Verisco January 27, 2010

Shambazzler

A shambazzler is anyone who shows a particular personality trait, or traits, that correlate with being a jagaloon, douche nozzle, or a baby back bitch when it comes to any competition that could challenge their manhood wether it be the pong table, shot gunning a fine Pilsner, or a good ole fashioned tussle.

“Aye José, that Shambazzler man, he was running his mouth about your sister’s face tattoos. Go clap those cheeks ése”

by Sjcole<3 June 12, 2018