A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.
Shlinky is the stringy nose goop that you snot rocket into your partners anus. Most popular in flu season.
Im on top of the world after marge turned up with the flu, she saved the night with the best shlinky ive seen in years... snot rocketing at its finest on shlinky.com.jizz.