Shldve

The short form of should've; usually used in texts

Oh fudge! I shldve bathed before going out :(

by her_vyb February 11, 2024

Shlve

A goofy ahh monkey who uses this as his discord moderator persona. Thinks it's super cool and pulls women with his squeaky ass voice. Obese, eats so much fucking food, dirty ass room, doesn't shower. This represents poeple who go by Shlve. They are unable to pull any bitches no mater how ugly they look because in the end he's worse that any ugly personn ten-fold.

Richard: Who's that goofy ahh discord lokkin ass mf
Eminem: He's Shlve Lmao he's so goofy

Richard; LMAO HE'S PROBALLY BLACK

by Richard6969696969696 October 10, 2022

Shlive

Used to describe someone who thinks they're awesome at something, but in reality, they suck at the subject in question.

Steve Urkel thinks he's awesome at the accordian, but everyone knows he sucks. He's shlive.

by Juzamscuta and Mickelias811 September 9, 2005

Shlivey

Cumming in someone's ass, sucking it out, and then spitting it back into their face. But not like spitting a lugi, more like creating a mist so that the jizz covers the whole face.

Man, you guys better shape up before I shlivey your slap happy faces!

by Jordan O'Leary January 3, 2006

Shlove

A way of expressing someones love through shouting.

Wow those two shlove each other.

by lovefish666 January 24, 2009

shlaverage

A shlaverage is a penis of average/normal length, not too big not too small. The length of it can be measured between 4 and 7 inches but this can vary depending on your culture. Usually used when the correct length is not known but the word can roughly describe the length.

How big are you? I'm shlaverage.

by ShlongingSam August 14, 2015

Shlovel

1. To make love while powering through your lover like a shovel through snow. Nearly synonymous with plowing.

2. To plow through various lovers.

1. Our sex was so passioned and fierce; he was shloveling through me!

2. I was at this nightclub. So many hotties there. Shloveled through all of them, every last one. Damn, I had a good night.

by Progressive Knife September 10, 2016