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Shlve
A goofy ahh monkey who uses this as his discord moderator persona. Thinks it's super cool and pulls women with his squeaky ass voice. Obese, eats so much fucking food, dirty ass room, doesn't shower. This represents poeple who go by Shlve. They are unable to pull any bitches no mater how ugly they look because in the end he's worse that any ugly personn ten-fold.
Richard: Who's that goofy ahh discord lokkin ass mf
Eminem: He's Shlve Lmao he's so goofy
Richard; LMAO HE'S PROBALLY BLACK
Eminem: He's Shlve Lmao he's so goofy
Richard; LMAO HE'S PROBALLY BLACK
Shlve by Richard6969696969696 October 10, 2022
Shlive
Used to describe someone who thinks they're awesome at something, but in reality, they suck at the subject in question.
Shlive by Juzamscuta and Mickelias811 September 9, 2005
Shlivey
Cumming in someone's ass, sucking it out, and then spitting it back into their face. But not like spitting a lugi, more like creating a mist so that the jizz covers the whole face.
Shlivey by Jordan O'Leary January 3, 2006
Shlove
Shlove by lovefish666 January 24, 2009
shlaverage
A shlaverage is a penis of average/normal length, not too big not too small. The length of it can be measured between 4 and 7 inches but this can vary depending on your culture. Usually used when the correct length is not known but the word can roughly describe the length.
shlaverage by ShlongingSam August 14, 2015
Shlovel
1. To make love while powering through your lover like a shovel through snow. Nearly synonymous with plowing.
2. To plow through various lovers.
2. To plow through various lovers.
1. Our sex was so passioned and fierce; he was shloveling through me!
2. I was at this nightclub. So many hotties there. Shloveled through all of them, every last one. Damn, I had a good night.
2. I was at this nightclub. So many hotties there. Shloveled through all of them, every last one. Damn, I had a good night.
Shlovel by Progressive Knife September 10, 2016
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