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shlaverage 

A shlaverage is a penis of average/normal length, not too big not too small. The length of it can be measured between 4 and 7 inches but this can vary depending on your culture. Usually used when the correct length is not known but the word can roughly describe the length.
How big are you? I'm shlaverage.
shlaverage by ShlongingSam August 14, 2015
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slaverate 

when someone wants their girlfriend/ boyfriend to be a slave for him during sex
last night when we had sex she wanted to slaverate me, and she did!
slaverate by greasybear January 10, 2011

smaverage 

Used to describe something that is below average.
"That last stripper was pretty smaverage"
smaverage by Mr Happy AP June 12, 2007

schlaverage 

having an average sized penis, according to chacha its about 5 inches
Guy: how was the sex we just had?

Girl: about average considering your schlaverage
schlaverage by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Scalverage 

Scalverage is a word that can describe all emotions at once.
I was talking to my friend Billy Bob at the time when i was feeling a bit scalverage while i was noticing that his beard was a tad bit longer than usual; I was feeling scalverage.
Scalverage by Captain! December 21, 2008

sheverage 

A shower beverage!

When you want to have a shower but also want to crack open a cold one at the same time.

-LB
P1: Oh man I had a long day at work I need a sheverage!
P2: A what?

P1: Shower beverage!
sheverage by Ace-LB January 28, 2021

Schmaverage 

Not quite a schlong, but not schmall either. Not to be confused with Schmedium
Schmakin my schmaverage schmeat
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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