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A goofy ahh monkey who uses this as his discord moderator persona. Thinks it's super cool and pulls women with his squeaky ass voice. Obese, eats so much fucking food, dirty ass room, doesn't shower. This represents poeple who go by Shlve. They are unable to pull any bitches no mater how ugly they look because in the end he's worse that any ugly personn ten-fold.
Richard: Who's that goofy ahh discord lokkin ass mf
Eminem: He's Shlve Lmao he's so goofy

Richard; LMAO HE'S PROBALLY BLACK
Shlve by Richard6969696969696 October 10, 2022
Shlve is a supper nice person. being called "Shlve" makes you kind,sexy, and pull all the girls. If your dating a shlve then your the luckist girl ever because all Shlves are supper good looking, Rock almost all cloths. AND are the BEST at dhm
Shlve: Hey my names Shlve:

Girl: OMG YOUR NAME IS SHLVE? PLEASE DATE ME I LOVE YOU
Shlve by Ihatedhboys June 9, 2022
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