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bathed in legitimacy

yo, how was the solid gold hot tub at Raf's mcmansion last night?
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.
bathed in legitimacy by superking2 December 15, 2016

bird bathed 

when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.
friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML
bird bathed by xKinkyKittenx September 14, 2017

old guy bathed 

the old guy asks you to be bathed, when he already been bathed
the old guy bathed when you bathed the old guy in the squat rack and the old guy comes and ask you to be bathed
old guy bathed by teratin June 14, 2023
To dish out that work on a gold platter.
To beat someone up.
To hit someone with a bat.
Yo bro you finna get batted if I don't get my money
Batted by Chris & Brian KHS March 15, 2014

shin bashed in the dick bag 

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.
Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

Bashed Crab 

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).
Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.
Bashed Crab by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007