The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no
zone with your
shin at such speed and with such a tremendous
force, you effectively castrate him.
Person
one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big
Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.