The brutal
art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such
speed and with such a tremendous
force, you effectively castrate him.
Person
one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick
bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he
ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.