skidding 

the act of surfing the internet while seated upon the toilet.

with my new tablet computer, its much easier to do some skidding than with the old desktop.

skidding by malerocket December 5, 2010

Skidding 

An abbreviation of "just kidding," you say it after you have said something offensive/false and need to cover up your rudeness or stupidity

"Wow, that girl is so fine"
"Bro I hope you're skidding"

"You ugly. Skidding!"

Skidding by mcmanpdx December 18, 2009

skidding 

short for just kidding. when you don't want to say just kidding, but you are being sarcastic - as if the person doesn't already know your kidding. can also be a quick way to backtrack when you realize you may have crossed the line.

Joe: You look like pooh.

Fran: ?????

Joe: skidding!!!

skidding by Trayle October 25, 2010

Skidding 

Short for just kidding.

I was “skidding” about that earlier story.

Skidding by ShannyLI April 1, 2022

just skidding

Just kidding but there's a hint of seriousness in what they said

"OMG your hair looks like a tornado... just SKIDDING.

just skidding by cupcake19lol October 15, 2019

surface skidding

The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.

I shot my load whilst surface skidding with big Melanie last night.

surface skidding by Andrew Barnes April 1, 2022

shidding and fardding 

1. Absolutely giddy with anticipation

2. What my ass does after mexican food
3. A goofy response to the question “what are u doing”

Dude I’m absolutely shidding and fardding over this shirt I bought I can’t wait to wear it

shidding and fardding by halloween socks August 8, 2021