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skidding 

the act of surfing the internet while seated upon the toilet.
with my new tablet computer, its much easier to do some skidding than with the old desktop.
skidding by malerocket December 5, 2010
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Skidding 

An abbreviation of "just kidding," you say it after you have said something offensive/false and need to cover up your rudeness or stupidity
"Wow, that girl is so fine"
"Bro I hope you're skidding"

"You ugly. Skidding!"
Skidding by mcmanpdx December 18, 2009

skidding 

short for just kidding. when you don't want to say just kidding, but you are being sarcastic - as if the person doesn't already know your kidding. can also be a quick way to backtrack when you realize you may have crossed the line.
Joe: You look like pooh.

Fran: ?????

Joe: skidding!!!
skidding by Trayle October 25, 2010

Skidding 

Short for just kidding.
I was “skidding” about that earlier story.
Skidding by ShannyLI April 1, 2022

just skidding

Just kidding but there's a hint of seriousness in what they said
"OMG your hair looks like a tornado... just SKIDDING.
just skidding by cupcake19lol October 15, 2019

surface skidding

The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.
I shot my load whilst surface skidding with big Melanie last night.

shidding and fardding 

1. Absolutely giddy with anticipation

2. What my ass does after mexican food
3. A goofy response to the question “what are u doing”
Dude I’m absolutely shidding and fardding over this shirt I bought I can’t wait to wear it
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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