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Shizzlenizingguard 

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.
Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.
Shizzlenizingguard by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016

shizzlenit 

the shit; the bomb; the mother fucking best
Lu: Hey you are the shizzlenit
Eric: I know, I know

shizlenits 

A word that takes the place of the word "shit".
Old way: 'Oh shit, i dropped my phone" said Daniel

New way: 'Oh shizlenits, i dropped my cellular device' said Liam
shizlenits by Liam Sherman May 22, 2005

oh shizzlenuts

an expression that shows a feeling the same as saying "oh shit" or "damn it"
Oh shizzlenuts - I can't feel my toes.
oh shizzlenuts by andigz April 9, 2010

Shizzlenig

A rare oddity, a Nigger with a small dick.
Jimmy: Phil showed me his pee pee, daddy.

Jimmy's Pops: I wouldn't have thought it was very big, I heard he was a Shizzlenig
Shizzlenig by Efronfan1337 July 9, 2009

Shizzlebits 

When the temperature outside is below freezing and you ejaculate onto the face of the victim and because of the temperature the cum freezes before it contacts the victims face.
Damn! It's so cold that i got shizzlebits in my eye.
Shizzlebits by Zac o' shit December 26, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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