Shizzlenig

A rare oddity, a Nigger with a small dick.

Jimmy: Phil showed me his pee pee, daddy.

Jimmy's Pops: I wouldn't have thought it was very big, I heard he was a Shizzlenig

Shizzlenig by Efronfan1337 July 9, 2009

Shizzlenizingguard 

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.

Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.

Shizzlenizingguard by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016

shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)

Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...

shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

shizzlenuggets 

an awesome interjection used to replace "shit" or any other swear words in the presence of children.

Oh shizzlenuggets, the lamp fell.

shizzlenuggets by beLIEve02 April 19, 2009

shizzling the nizzle 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

shizzling the nizzle by Dean May 13, 2005

Shizzling Bruv

Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.

"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"

Shizzling Bruv by jkedn May 6, 2005

shizzlenit 

the shit; the bomb; the mother fucking best

Lu: Hey you are the shizzlenit
Eric: I know, I know

shizzlenit by Luch (pronounced Looch) October 4, 2005