Shitzels

Shit shaped like a pretzel.

the dog's shit was like a Shitzels, and the dog ate it

by harryresh April 25, 2010

fo shitzel my schnitzel

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.

German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003

Shitzel

a poor or below average schnitzel

"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"

by lozmoz January 5, 2009

shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Shitzelsticks

the awesomest exclamation ever

HOLY SHITZELSTICKS!!!!

by al3xsoccer1 November 26, 2010

Shnitzels

Another word for "SHIT."
But Stolen From Restaurant Wienerschnitzel.

WHAT THE SHNITZELS?!

by AnonymousLALA May 12, 2009

Shnitzels

Temporarily used to cover the "s" word.

Teacher: "Class we have a Pop Quiz today".
Student: " Holy Sh.. Shnitzels"

by In your closet February 26, 2011