Shitzels 

Shit shaped like a pretzel.

the dog's shit was like a Shitzels, and the dog ate it

Shitzels by harryresh April 25, 2010

fo shitzel my schnitzel 

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.

German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

fo shitzel my schnitzel by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003

Shitzel 

a poor or below average schnitzel

"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"

Shitzel by lozmoz January 5, 2009

shitzel 

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

shitzel by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Shitzelsticks 

the awesomest exclamation ever

HOLY SHITZELSTICKS!!!!

Shitzelsticks by al3xsoccer1 November 26, 2010

Shnitzels 

Another word for "SHIT."
But Stolen From Restaurant Wienerschnitzel.

WHAT THE SHNITZELS?!

Shnitzels by AnonymousLALA May 12, 2009

Shnitzels 

Temporarily used to cover the "s" word.

Teacher: "Class we have a Pop Quiz today".
Student: " Holy Sh.. Shnitzels"

Shnitzels by In your closet February 26, 2011