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Surprise Shittack 

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
Surprise Shittack by VLpeekers January 6, 2011

shitwack 

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads
"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"
shitwack by DJsunkid December 30, 2005
Oh man, does anything not suck ass in this state? No wonder they call it Shittucky.
Shittucky by Bonch Nifkin June 17, 2011

Shitback 

-noun
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's back and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

-verb
The act of producing a shitback

-adjective
Having characteristics of shitback.

See also shitleg and shitbaby
Oh no, the kid's got shitback!

Quick! Grab the change pad, he's shitbacking!

These diapers suck - he's all shitbacky.
Shitback by ochawan October 13, 2008
A word that describes an urgent, out of nowhere, unannounced, duece attack.
"I was right in the middle of a board meeting when I had to take a Shittakee."

"Man I hope Jim is ok, he had to take a Shittakee."
Shittakee by tdub05 July 11, 2009

shittacular 

used to describe something spectacularly shitty.
A: Wow, my girlfriend of 3 years just broke up with me.
B: Sorry man, that's really shittacular.
shittacular by bbbbecky January 14, 2007