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Dirty Shitty 

a nickname for Jersey City( ghetto-ass city in N.J)
Yo man I'm from Dirty Shitty.
Dirty Shitty by portprincess September 16, 2006

shittytittyfittyfuck

this word is what you say when your friend is on the phone with their parents and you want them to get into trouble
friend: hey mom

you: shittytittyfittyfuck

friend: you lil shit, Ma ill call you back.

Dirty Shirty 

While wiping one's posterior region in a rush, there is a chance that the shitty paper will come in contact with the lower portion of one's shirt.
I had to be quick while shitting because Jonna wanted me to hoogaboogood her and I ended up giving myself a dirty shirty.
Dirty Shirty by AlBlank August 21, 2006

The Dirty Smitty

The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.
Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.
The Dirty Smitty by Turd Farmer 7 January 14, 2011

Dirty Smitty 

A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.
Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty

Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty

Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty
Dirty Smitty by The Nard May 1, 2020

shittytittyfuck 

When someone gets off with assfuckshit on their chest
When my mom was 20 she liked to get shittytittyfucked
shittytittyfuck by Mike from school December 8, 2004
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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