Shitting Cobra
At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra
Shitting Cobra by Tubbers2121 January 4, 2010
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one-eyed spitting cobra
It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.
one-eyed spitting cobra by the mutant February 8, 2007
Spitting Cobra
After you successfully jerkoff in a public area (such as class), you then proceed to:
take the jizz that is in your hand,
pull your arm back like your going to throw a baseball and then shake your hand around a little bit,
launch the semen (using a spiderman style throw) towards someone's eye.
If it hits a chick directly in the eye, you then stand up and proceed to yell
SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!
take the jizz that is in your hand,
pull your arm back like your going to throw a baseball and then shake your hand around a little bit,
launch the semen (using a spiderman style throw) towards someone's eye.
If it hits a chick directly in the eye, you then stand up and proceed to yell
SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!
After Sler jerked off Karl in class, he took the semen that was in his hand, threw it at the dish, blinded her, and then stood up and exclaimed SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!
Spitting Cobra by Lunch Box, aka, LB April 15, 2006
Spitting Cobra of Love
On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.
Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
Spitting Cobra of Love by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010
Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra
You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.
Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019
African Spitting Cobra
When a girl gives u a blow job and then bites the tips when ur about to squirt so it builds up so u have a fan on the neck of ur cock like a spitting cobra.. and then u release!
African Spitting Cobra by Shimmler May 13, 2003
Spitting Cobra
n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.
Spitting Cobra by obie April 16, 2006
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