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you shittin' me 

Slang for, "You're joking."
"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"
you shittin' me by Beccie May 3, 2003

are you shitting me? 

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.
Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?
are you shitting me? by amc91 April 25, 2006

shitting me 

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)
Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!
shitting me by poemsbypam December 30, 2011

You're shitting me 

another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"
Me: I personally know George Clooney.
You: You're shitting me rightt?
You're shitting me by MissBynn March 7, 2009

Are you shitting me 

Are you kidding me! Usually said when someone is very surprised or taken back by something.
He punched him in the face.

Are you shitting me!

you got to be shitting me 

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
you got to be shitting me by DUWBAT October 27, 2013
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