Shitgag 

Gagging from eating too much shit

He shitgagged from consuming too much shit

Shitgag by NokoXYZ September 5, 2022

to shitgag 

To shit and browse memes (preferably via the 9GAG app) simultaneously

I love to shitgag so long that I don't feel my legs any more.

to shitgag by ABQ Heisenberg July 2, 2017

shitgaze 

A musical sub-genre that incorporates the hallmarks of shoegaze and noise music and lo-fi recording techniques (or lack thereof). Often found with a bit of punk influences. Originally applied to bands like Psychedelic Horseshit, Times New Viking, and others from the Columbus, Ohio scene. Now, it's used to describe any band that uses a massive amount of grimy reverb for their songs.

That band sounded so rough, I couldn't even tell when they changed chords. So shitgaze!

shitgaze by jimmyfox June 26, 2010

shitagraph 

a paragraph of complete bullshit

girl 1: omg kelly me and joey were arguing and he totally kept sending me shitagraphs!

girl 2: omg what an asshole

shitagraph by ahar1 March 5, 2014

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Worthless Shitbag 

A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).

Trump the worthless shitbag lived in DC (To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea)

Worthless Shitbag by Bzone_truth June 15, 2018

Shitbag full of Fuckdust 

Term used to describe the immense uncomfortable feeling after a extremely heavy night of drinking and or drugs.

Sean: Dude, holy shit! you don't look so fucking good.
Owen: Quick! grab me a bucket, I feel like a Shitbag full of Fuckdust!
Sean: yeah you look like one too.
Owen: Just get me the bucket already cockface

Shitbag full of Fuckdust by warden September 22, 2009