shitcut 

A completely awful haircut , often defined as something akin to a 7 blade all over . Takes about two minutes in the barber's chair and bang your looking shit as ever.

Famous sporters of the shitcut include markey stephens and fergal markey

" theres the shitcut ! "

shitcut by frankysteves May 20, 2012

shitcut 

1: To shitcut (verb): to summarise tedious bullshit into something intelligible, to either get to the meaning underneath, or discard the argument.

2: A shortcut that, when taken, goes badly wrong. Especially appropriate in rural settings.

1: Most corporate-speak can be shitcut into 'Work together and stop looking at porn during office hours!'

2: 'Since when was a rock festival held at an abattoir? This was a real shitcut!'

shitcut by YossarianSmith June 8, 2009

Shitcut 

When there is not enoough time to take a full bowel movement, you take a shitcut.

Oh god, I'm gonna miss the movie, guess I'll have to take a shitcut.

Shitcut by J Davis September 17, 2005

shitcum 

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

shitcum by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

shitcumstances 

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.

1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.

shitcumstances by Snowday February 4, 2009

shitbutt 

shitbutt is this cat that had turds all stuck to its ass. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that shitbutt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how shitbutt got in the house but it was walking around with poops attached to its ass. we finally booted it out.

the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.

who let shitbutt in the house!

gross, get that shitbutt away from me.

dude, is shitbutt your cat?

shitbutt by hoboman September 12, 2003

ShitCutest 

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness

ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless

ShitCutest by фермаовочей October 20, 2020