Shitcon

Shitcon is like defcon but for shitting.

We better find a gas station soon, I'm at shitcon 1.
(Moments later)
I need to go home...I shit my pants.

by fattyJ April 01, 2006

cockholster

a pussy, anything you can put a cock in

shut the fuck up you fucking cockholster!

by fattyj December 15, 2002