Someone who would eat a steaming hot pile of diarrhea directly from Trump's anus just so he can "trigger liberal snowflakes" by making them smell their breath.
Trumper: "even if my wife gets deported I am going to vote for Trump in 2020 just to piss off those goddamn liberals"
A game called Brickbreaker for the BlackberrySmartphone. The only time most people have time to play cellphone games is during a run to the shitter.
I got over 8000 points on shitbreaker but my legs fell asleep and when I got up off the seat I busted ass on the bathroom floor and my phone went flying, knocking the battery out, so I lost my saved scores. I really did get over 8000 points. Im making chili tonight, you better watch out.