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Saltbreather 

A 'saltbreather' is a person who lives by the sea and has spent too long living there, having breathed in 'salty air' all their lives they tend to go slightly mad, have a warped sense of right and wrong plus very poor fashion choices. Often criminals and with a higher than average serial killer count per thousand.
I went to the seaside last week and the saltbreathers working in the arcade started hassling me, I mean them odd balls have lived by the sea that long they don't even know how to talk to someone properly without insulting them.
Saltbreather by Mr Bananas July 12, 2019
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shitbreather 

something of inferior quality or a person or pet worthy of little regard
Tahoe (pet dog), stop pissin on the rug you little shitbreather!
shitbreather by Benjamin Giggles January 27, 2003
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Shitbreather 

Someone who would eat a steaming hot pile of diarrhea directly from Trump's anus just so he can "trigger liberal snowflakes" by making them smell their breath.
Trumper: "even if my wife gets deported I am going to vote for Trump in 2020 just to piss off those goddamn liberals"

Regular person: "you are a real shitbreather".
Shitbreather by Meherbaba November 2, 2018

shitbreather 

One who has fellated a shitcock.
Ben just sucked my shit cock. That kid is such a shitbreather.
shitbreather by Anonymous January 28, 2003

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026