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shitbright 

shitbright, n. : a nonsensical idea that is nevertheless effective, esp. the most effective option available
Damn Forrest, that was some serious shitbright there!
shitbright by hazzard65 November 24, 2014

Shitbooking 

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

shitbong 

I was so loaded last night that I accidentally shitbonged her while she was chugging!
shitbong by old dirty buck November 2, 2009

Shittering 

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.
"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"
Shittering by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014

Shitbombing 

Putting feces in an almost empty shampoo bottle, add water or urine. Shake the bottle and spray it on your victim.

Mostly done in prison
On the bars I could see a brown substance which were the remains of fellow prisoners shitbombing each other.
Shitbombing by Prison Kikel May 13, 2009

Shitbooking 

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).
After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"
Shitbooking by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013