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shitposing 

Claiming that a serious post you wrote was a joke, meme, or shitpost in order to evade criticism or ridicule.
Example 1:

> "I hate black people"

- "Wtf"

> "Jk"

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 2:

> "Heading over to All of Garden"

- "What?"

> "The restaurant"

- "LMAO"

> "What?"

- "Olive Garden"

> ThatsTheJoke.gif

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 3:

> "Jimmy announced today that he hates women"

- "Are you serious?"

> "Yeah, we all freaked out on him and he tried to claim it was a joke"

- "No way, he's such a shitposer"
shitposing by anonymous March 2, 2022

shitposing 

Claiming that a serious post you wrote was a joke, meme, or shitpost in order to evade criticism or ridicule.
Example 1:

> "I hate black people"

- "Wtf"

> "Jk"

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 2:

> "Heading over to All of Garden"

- "What?"

> "The restaurant"

- "LMAO"

> "What?"

- "Olive Garden"

> ThatsTheJoke.gif

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 3:

> "Jimmy announced today that he hates women"

- "Are you serious?"

> "Yeah, we all freaked out on him and he tried to claim it was a joke"

- "No way, he's such a shitposer"
shitposing by Randymations March 2, 2022

shitp0stng 

Always speak facts 😻 you can't not love them
Do you know who shitp0stng is??
Yes, they are amazing!
shitp0stng by g.host1 July 6, 2021

elastic shitposting 

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.
Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.
Verb:
To cover the surrounding area in shit
Said almost always after you think you are going to brown

"I'm shitsing!!!!"
shitsing by Cumswamp December 2, 2021

Shitposting 

Ironically posting something which to the average person looks just like a cringy or weird or stereotypical post conforming to a norm, but is intended to mock, insult, or amuse.
"What do I do when the Haters dab back?" - Jack Douglass

This is an example of shitposting.
Shitposting by thesinner6666 May 30, 2018

Shiftposting 

To post memes / shitpost while you are at work

Can be written as Shi(f)tposting
Person 1: What were you doing during your shift?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some shiftposting.
Person 1: It seems you have nothing to do.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: *proceeds to shiftpost once again*
Shiftposting by Gottchabeach May 22, 2023
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