ShitZaster

A ShitZaster is what my house was after hosting another kiddie birthday shit show of a party. Any questions? I know parents know what I mean.

Hurricane Maria left such a SHITZASTER in Puerto Rico!!!
The place is such a SHITZASTER after the such a wild party.
OMG how do we get out of this SHITZASTER!!!!???
North Korea bomb situation is such a SHITZASTER!!!

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017

shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitster

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".

Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!

by jim October 3, 2003

shitposter

A person who regularly submits terrible or nonsensical posts to an internet forum.

These shitposters are screwing up the forums!

by homer55 August 4, 2007

shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving shit.

Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."

by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.

Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.

by Monkey McMurtelstein March 7, 2005

Shizaster

At the intersection of shit happening and humorous turn of unwelcome events lies the shizaster. Derived from the Greeko-Roman root 'shit' and Latin 'disaster', shizaster is a term commonly employed as a happy medium between the long-winded 'shit just happened' and an overstated description of the event as a 'disaster'. Used by soccer moms, presidents, and entertainers alike, shizaster reflects and describes the nature of the unfortunate event with toyota-prius-like efficiency and syllable footprint that is both ecofriendly and deserving of admiration and awe from those unfamiliar with the term.

Entertainment:

From Michael Vicks attorney to Michael Vick "Mike, if you even so much as give a dirty look to a puppy on a street corner, we will have a major PR shizaster on our hands."

Politics:

Sarah Palin "Who would have thought that Bristol getting knocked up would turn my campaing into a complete shizaster"

Housekeeping:

From wife to husband: "Edward, your careless and disorganized ways will turn this home into the same shizaster you have going on in our garage"

Parenting:

From father to son: "Bobby, if you mention anything to your mother about daddy's lady-friend visitor today, mommy will turn this marriage into a shizaster"

Nurtition:

From mother to son: "Bobby you know what our healthcare system says: An apple a day keeps a financial shizaster away. It will also prevent you from turning into a fat-fuck adulterer like your father."

by The Russian Bear September 15, 2009