shizzaster

Noun. Similar in meaning to the word 'disaster', as they are both used when discussing calamitous occasions, however a 'shizzaster' is more gangsta.

Person A: Oh, boy... I just spilled my soda!
Person B: What a shizzaster!!!

by Your Mother's Mother's Dad's Friend February 26, 2008

shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

Shizaster

At the intersection of shit happening and humorous turn of unwelcome events lies the shizaster. Derived from the Greeko-Roman root 'shit' and Latin 'disaster', shizaster is a term commonly employed as a happy medium between the long-winded 'shit just happened' and an overstated description of the event as a 'disaster'. Used by soccer moms, presidents, and entertainers alike, shizaster reflects and describes the nature of the unfortunate event with toyota-prius-like efficiency and syllable footprint that is both ecofriendly and deserving of admiration and awe from those unfamiliar with the term.

Entertainment:

From Michael Vicks attorney to Michael Vick "Mike, if you even so much as give a dirty look to a puppy on a street corner, we will have a major PR shizaster on our hands."

Politics:

Sarah Palin "Who would have thought that Bristol getting knocked up would turn my campaing into a complete shizaster"

Housekeeping:

From wife to husband: "Edward, your careless and disorganized ways will turn this home into the same shizaster you have going on in our garage"

Parenting:

From father to son: "Bobby, if you mention anything to your mother about daddy's lady-friend visitor today, mommy will turn this marriage into a shizaster"

Nurtition:

From mother to son: "Bobby you know what our healthcare system says: An apple a day keeps a financial shizaster away. It will also prevent you from turning into a fat-fuck adulterer like your father."

by The Russian Bear September 15, 2009

shisaster

when something is beyond a disaster. The absolute worst possible thing happening.

My best friend found out I slept with her fiance the night before her wedding. It was a shisaster!

by adjowah January 4, 2006

shwizzasted

On the inebriation scale of 1 -10, shwizzasted is a 14. It means that you couldn't have gotten more drunk without something going terribly wrong.

Dude 1: Yo you were wasted last night.

Dude 2: Nah bro, I was shwasted

Dude 1: Maybe, wizzasted?

Dude 2: Psh... SHWIZZASTED

Dude 1: Nice...

by bongbong mcbongski September 9, 2009

Shitsaster

A moranic disaster, shitty disaster, or a disaster involving shit.

Just when I thought this couldn't get worse, you just had to make this into a shitsaster.

Man... I shouldn't have ate all those wings and drunk all that coffee. That was a recipe for shitsaster waiting to happen.

by Tinygreendot June 24, 2016

shidmaster

the ruler of all things sexy, destructive and awesome (Peter is the Only shidmaster)

Penister: I AM the shidmaster!
Genital Fur: you ARE the shidmaster! let's make out!

by penister <3 genital fur April 13, 2005