shit bricks 

something that occurs when you are very startled, which involved bricks being shatted

When you see it, you will shit bricks.

shit bricks by Anonymous~ September 26, 2007

shit bricks 

The natural, although foul smelling, human reaction to something illogical to the max

"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."

shit bricks by Earl85 April 1, 2008

shit bricks 

a way to describe a situation so awesome that you could literally shit out a brick and you wouldn't care (too much)

Joe: I got a blowjob from a girl with purple eyes.

Jack: How cool was it when she looked up at you.

Joe: Dude, I could've shit bricks.

shit bricks by Tobias the Fool March 5, 2009

Shit bricks 

What you do when you see it

When you see it.. You'll shit bricks

Shit bricks by Narragansett2k15 March 17, 2015

Hit the shit bricks 

A phrase used to indicate that you're heading to bed. The origin of this saying is unclear as it makes no sense whatsoever.

"Aight fellas, it's time for me to hit the shit bricks."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

Hit the shit bricks by NotRednas January 2, 2022

to shit bricks

A verb used to emphasize that a large spectacle has happened in the presence of a witness, who then defecated building blocks on the spot.

It is commonly used in the past tense in the following format:
"When (insert), I shat bricks (./!)"
where the (insert) is filled with a noun affecting/completing an action or being affected by a verb and the sentence is ended with either a period or exclamation mark (./!)

It is also utilized as a phrase of exclamation, also in past tense. This clause is preceded by a remark or sentence which could be reformatted into the form above. However, this form is not as prevalent as the abovementioned.

Noun affecting or completing an action
"When Bender saw it, he shat bricks."

Noun being affected by an object
"When that guy got hit by that snow plow, I shat bricks!"

Exclamation
"I shat bricks!"

Note: 'To shit bricks' is never used in its infinitive form and is conjugated in any of the twelve tenses

to shit bricks by FlTr February 10, 2009

shit my bricks 

A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"

Example:

Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."

shit my bricks by TwoPYBiddies January 22, 2014