shit bricks

something that occurs when you are very startled, which involved bricks being shatted

When you see it, you will shit bricks.

by Anonymous~ September 14, 2007

shit bricks

The natural, although foul smelling, human reaction to something illogical to the max

"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."

by Earl85 April 1, 2008

shit bricks

a way to describe a situation so awesome that you could literally shit out a brick and you wouldn't care (too much)

Joe: I got a blowjob from a girl with purple eyes.

Jack: How cool was it when she looked up at you.

Joe: Dude, I could've shit bricks.

by Tobias the Fool October 28, 2008

shitting bricks

to be extremely scared or freightened

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks

by Mike March 10, 2005

Shitting bricks

Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.

God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.

by Phaedrus3rd May 3, 2014

shitting bricks

when you are extremely scared or afraid of something

i had so much shit on me and when i saw the cop car i was shitting bricks

by ALEX1IA January 11, 2010

Shitting bricks

To be surprised in a bad way; to be anxious about something

I am currently shitting bricks right now because I found out people do illegal things

by iamoftheschitter December 29, 2022