4 definitions by Earl85

Someone with a large collection of STIs/STDS, usually coincides with lack of standards or morals.
"So I heard Louise slept with three different guys at your party!"
"Yeah, they musta been drunk, everyone knows Louise is riddled"
by Earl85 March 30, 2008
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To teabag, but with great dignity
"Dude i totally teabagged Wilma"
"No way man, she's way too uptight"
"Yeah, it was an Earl Gray"
by Earl85 March 31, 2008
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Huff-tae(have to) - something which must be done
"Its one of my hufftaes"
by Earl85 April 02, 2008
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The natural, although foul smelling, human reaction to something illogical to the max
"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."
by Earl85 April 01, 2008
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